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I Went To a Training School and All I Got Was This Lousy Lipstick

Aug 17, 2006
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Seriously, that about sums up my day. I went to a one day training seminar for work, and all I got was a lipstick. Granted, it was the new Rouge Dior that isn't even out yet for sale, but I did have to spend the whole day feeling like a squat troll next to the other diva-esque Dior "beauty specialists". I know that most of the people who read this blog don't live in or around the Los Angeles/Orange Country area, but believe me when I say that the four days I've spent in Costa Mesa this month were just way too many. I mean, it's only fun to hang out in this mall http://www.southcoastplaza.com/ for one day. Anymore than that and you feel like the president of the poor working class. Well, that and you start trying to make up excuses why you shouldn't pay rent or eat for the months to be able to afford these hot Jimmy Choo boots: http://www.saksfifthavenue.com/main/ProductDetail.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=282574490523837&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524446139190&R=717095382873&P_name=Jimmy+Choo&sid=10D1FA037ADF&ASSORTMENT%3C%3East_id=1408474395222441&bmUID=1155876804079

Lips

(And then I got home and Chad told me all about how he was worried when my mom called, also worried, after the dead cell phone battery incident. Oh yeah, and he made me some macaroni and cheese and a ham sandwich. He's perfect.)