QotD: You Might Be Surprised to Hear...

What story of personal greatness, achievement or success would your co-workers or friends be surprised to learn about you?
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Ok, it's a few days later than the QotD was supposed to be, but I think everyone needs to write up a post explaining why he or she is great.  Here's my list:

1) I once made the word "questions" on a Scrabble board, landing on triple word score and using up all of my tiles.
2) I can open a screw top beer with my forearm.
3) I think I am the only make-up artist around who could tell you your age, gender, and ethnic background from looking at your bones.  (Of course, they would have to be separated from you, but that's just a small inconvenience, really!  And if there are any other aspiring forensic anthropologists/part time make-up artists out there, drop me a line!)
4) The other day it was raining, and I pulled over my car to give an old rain coat I had to a homeless girl who was only wearing a pair of jeans and a tank top.
5) I  make some pretty kick ass lemon bars. 

So, family members and friends out there in Voxland, I want to know why you're great!